Kaikoura with the kids

Kaikoura is a peninsula outcrop into the ocean about 3 hours north of Christchurch, and a popular little weekend get-away.  The shallow shelves of rock you see over the bluff were traditional Maori food collection spots--full of fish, crayfish, and paua (a one-sided shell fish).  We walked the pathway around the peninsula the first day we stayed there.

Kaikoura is a peninsula outcrop into the ocean about 3 hours north of Christchurch, and a popular little weekend get-away….and one on which we tried out our two-child-travel-technique recently.  The shallow shelves of rock you see over the bluff were traditional Maori food collection spots–full of fish, crayfish, and paua (a one-sided shell fish). We walked the pathway around the peninsula the first day we stayed there. 

 

Jeremiah and I visited Kaikoura about a year ago and one of my favorite activities was poking around in the tidal pools.  They're full of snails, kelp, and other interesting tidbits (like dead crabs)....not as colorful and exotic as the spectacular orange and purple starfish in the pools off the Oregon coast, but still fun.  Milo towed his boat through the canals for a bit.

Jeremiah and I visited Kaikoura about a year ago and one of my favorite activities was poking around in the tidal pools. They’re full of snails, kelp, and other interesting tidbits (like dead crabs)….not as colorful and exotic as the spectacular orange and purple starfish in the pools off the Oregon coast, but still fun. Milo towed his boat through the canals for a bit.

Thumbs up Omi and Milo!

Thumbs up Omi and Milo!

Jeremiah's dutifully being the daddy today, carrying Naomi.  There were lots of black wet-suit clad guys dart fishing and collecting paua and crayfish (we'd call them lobsters without the big claws), and Jeremiah watched them enviously.  Free diving isn't really a family activity and it takes a lot of gear, but he'd sure like to get into it.

Jeremiah’s dutifully being the daddy today, carrying Naomi. There were lots of black wet-suit clad guys dart fishing and collecting paua and crayfish (we’d call them lobsters without the big claws), and Jeremiah watched them enviously. Free diving isn’t really a family activity and it takes a lot of gear, but he’d sure like to get into it.

Kaikoura is known for its seal colony.  "Stinky seals" Milo says, wrinkling his nose and waving his fingers in front of it.  They surely are stinky!  They emit a rank odor of feces, and you smell them before you see them.  They were lazing about like giant slugs on these rocks, with the red-legged gulls nesting above.

Kaikoura is known for its seal colony. “Stinky seals” Milo says, wrinkling his nose and waving his fingers in front of it. They surely are stinky! They emit a rank odor of feces, and you smell them before you see them. They were lazing about like giant slugs on these rocks, with the red-legged gulls nesting above.

Handsome birds, but they have horrible manners and cranky voices.

Handsome birds, but they have horrible manners and cranky voices.

I could spend hours beach combing, finding intricate sea urchin shells and bright orange crayfish legs to clutter up the shelves of our house.

I could spend hours beach combing, finding intricate sea urchin shells and bright orange crayfish legs to clutter up the shelves of our house.

We stayed overnight at this little hotel and Milo took it upon himself to sweep the driveway in the morning.  He does like a project!

We stayed overnight at this little hotel and Milo took it upon himself to sweep the driveway in the morning. He does like a project!

A former sheep farm on the peninsula has switched gears to agrotourism, in this case twice-daily sheep shearing demonstrations.  Pete wears a shirt declaring "Two a day," as opposed to the typical professional's 400 sheep-per-day or the record holder's 800-something per day (that's one every 37 seconds, if you can imagine that).  We contributed to the local economy by taking in a show, complete with multiple photo opts.

A former sheep farm on the peninsula has switched gears to agrotourism, in this case twice-daily sheep shearing demonstrations. Pete wears a shirt declaring “Two a day,” as opposed to the typical professional’s 400 sheep-per-day or the record holder’s 800-something per day (that’s one every 37 seconds, if you can imagine that). We contributed to the local economy by taking in Pete’s spiel, complete with multiple photo ops.  Here Pete is shearing a Drysdale sheep, the breed that grows so much wool that it has to be shorn twice a year.

One of the photo opts was with a pair of ram horns from a Drysdale sheep.

One of the photo ops was with a pair of ram horns from a Drysdale sheep.

Another photo op was with a 5 day old lamb.  I'm impressed with how capable a lamb is after only 5 days of life outside, as compared to Naomi.

Another photo op was with a 5 day old lamb. I’m impressed with how capable a lamb is after only 5 days of life outside, as compared to Naomi.

First major break-down

First breakdown of a car that is.  Today we had planned to go out to the very end of the Banks Peninsula and do a barbeque at a beach, but the green car didn't cooperate.  We got almost to the top of the last mountain when steam started wisping out from under the hood.  We stopped, hear a "poof" followed by more steam, and Jeremiah's underhanded  comment, "that's not good."  We poured water into the radiator, waited a few minutes, and started her up again.  She stalled soon after.  Not good at all.  We made some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, gave the car more water to drink, and called the mechanic in Akaroa.

First breakdown of a car that is. Today we had planned to go out to the very end of the Banks Peninsula and do a barbeque at a beach, but the green car didn’t cooperate. We got almost to the top of the last mountain on a one lane dirt road when steam started wisping out from under the hood. We stopped, hear a “poof” followed by more steam, and Jeremiah’s underhanded comment, “that’s not good.” We poured water into the radiator, waited a few minutes, and started her up again. She stalled soon after. Not good at all. We made some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, gave the car more water to drink, and called the mechanic in Akaroa.  “Why Daddy sad?” Milo kept asking.  “Because the green car is broken, honey,” we kept answering him.  Amazingly, we had cell reception, and even more surprisingly, there was someone at the garage on Saturday on a holiday weekend.  After a good rest the car did restart and make it back down the hill to Akaroa town, a much better scenario than I had envisioned, carrying two children and some water back down the hill in the baking sun. 

Milo had been all geared up to go to the beach, but thankfully there was a beach in Akaroa too.  We broke out the sand toys and got grit in every orifice while we waited for the mechanic to assess the car.

Milo had been all geared up to go to the beach, but thankfully there was a beach in Akaroa too. We broke out the sand toys and got grit in every orifice while we waited for the mechanic to assess the car.

Not only was there a beach in Akaroa, but there was also a nice little playground, and a willing Omi to play with.  What more could a kid want?

Not only was there a beach in Akaroa, but there was also a nice little playground, and a willing Omi to play with. What more could a kid want?

Ice cream of course!  That wasn't even in the day's plans, it was a break-down bonus.

Ice cream of course! That wasn’t even in the day’s plans, it was a break-down bonus.  Notice that he has bitten the tip off the cone–tactical error on his part.  I guess we haven’t given him enough ice cream cones for him to figure that out yet.

Jeremiah got bus tickets on the Akaroa shuttle back to Christchurch, so Milo's trip ended in an exciting bus ride...even though he was zonked out for most of it.

Jeremiah got bus tickets on the Akaroa shuttle back to Christchurch, so Milo’s trip ended in an exciting bus ride…even though he was zonked out for most of it.

Here's the amazing thing:  Our car broke down at the TOP of the hill, at a rare location where we could just about coast back down into town, when the weather was gorgeous, and where bus transport was available back to not only Christchurch, but right to Halswell where we live.  Thank you Jesus!  Milo had a great day, all a two year old could ask for, including the adventure of riding a bus back home and taking a bath in the sink.

Here’s the amazing thing: Our car broke down at the TOP of the hill, at a rare location where we could just about coast back down into town, when the weather was gorgeous, and where bus transport was available back to not only Christchurch, but right to Halswell where we live. Thank you Jesus! Milo had a great day, all a two year old could ask for, including the adventure of riding a bus back home and taking a bath in the sink.  Most of our destinations wouldn’t have worked out nearly so well. 

Rub a dub dub.  We didn't quite get the sand out of Milo's and Naomi's ears, but the rest of their bodies got cleaned up.

Rub a dub dub. We didn’t quite get the sand out of Milo’s and Naomi’s ears, but the rest of their bodies got cleaned up.  A happy day after all. The mechanic thinks the car engine is probably ok, no cracked heads as far as he can tell, but we had a hole in a radiator hose and in the radiator itself, so the green car has stayed on extended vacation in Akaroa until repairs can be made. 

 

Special times with Omi

Every morning Omi gets up with Milo around 7:00, letting Naomi and I sleep in a bit.  She and Milo love reading books, many of them the same books that I remember her reading to me as a kid.

Every morning Omi gets up with Milo around 7:00, letting Naomi and I sleep in a bit. She and Milo love reading books, many of them the same books that I remember her reading to me as a kid.

Milo and Omi are admiring Naomi and her funny expressions, yawns, and wiggles.  Milo hasn't asked to send her back yet, and in fact he still likes to hold her and watch her diaper changes.  We'll see if that lasts.... It's really great that Omi can be here to give him lots of extra attention.

Milo and Omi are admiring Naomi and her funny expressions, yawns, and wiggles. Milo hasn’t asked to send her back yet, and in fact he still likes to hold her and watch her diaper changes. We’ll see if that lasts…. It’s really great that Omi can be here to give him lots of extra attention.

Justine, who watched Milo while I worked (though not now because I'm enjoying maternity leave), gave Milo his new shirt, "World's Best Big Brother."  He's proud of that role!

Justine, who watched Milo while I worked (though not now because I’m enjoying maternity leave), gave Milo his new shirt, “World’s Best Big Brother.” He’s proud of that role!


Milo’s showing off his “wheels on the bus” singing skills, as part of his repertoire of the World’s Best Big Brother, “yay, yay!”

Long awaited arrival

The long-awaited day has finally arrived--Omi's plane came in this afternoon.  The whole sequence worked just like Milo had planned "Baby come out, Omi comes plane, Pick up Omi in red car."  Mom actually had a surprising amount of energy after her 30-something hour trip, so we went to Hagley park, played on the playground, and got celebratory smoothies.  About 7:30 the trip caught up with Omi.  Her she and Naomi are cozying up, keeping each other company.

The long-awaited day has finally arrived–Omi’s plane came in this afternoon. The whole sequence worked just like Milo had planned “Baby come out; Omi comes, Plane; Pick up Omi, Red Car.” Mom actually had a surprising amount of energy after her 30-something hour trip, so we went to Hagley park, played on the playground, and got celebratory smoothies. About 7:30 the trip caught up with Omi. Here she and Naomi are cozying up, keeping each other company.

Big Brother Love

Jeremiah made scrumptious chocolate cakes in honor of Naomi's coming home from the hospital, and Milo was more than happy to help stir and lick the spoons!

Jeremiah made scrumptious chocolate cakes in honor of Naomi’s coming home from the hospital, and Milo was more than happy to help stir and lick the spoons!  I sat on the couch and chuckled as Jeremiah learned the impossibility of setting a bowl of interesting batter in front of a 2 year old, along with a spoon, then instructing him to “not touch.”  I think the separated egg whites got dumped back into the bowl too, but the cakes came out great anyway. 

milo reads to Naomi

Christchurch library gives a book to every newborn, and Milo’s proudly reading Naomi her book. It didn’t bother him in the least that she was fast asleep for his performance!

 

The waiting game

I've reached that point in pregnancy where I've even stopped wondering if it's a girl or a boy....I just want it out.  I can't even remember what it was like to trot out for a nice long run, or bend down effortlessly.  Due date is this weekend but I'm not holding my breath, since the range of normal extends nearly two weeks beyond the due date.  Childbirth is a bit of an anomaly in our otherwise predictable lives filled with calendars and schedules.  Perhaps the waiting for an unknown date is more familiar to farmers, where weather and markets regularly rearrange plans.  Come to think of it, it's probably how Milo feels when I tell him Omi will come soon, after the baby comes out.

I’ve reached that point in pregnancy where I’ve even stopped wondering if it’s a girl or a boy….I just want it out. I can’t even remember what it was like to trot out for a nice long run, or bend down effortlessly. Due date is this weekend but I’m not holding my breath, since the range of normal extends nearly two weeks beyond the due date. Childbirth is a bit of an anomaly in our otherwise predictable lives filled with calendars and schedules. Usually a momentous life change (new jobs, moves, etc) have a known date to work towards.  Perhaps this waiting for the unknown date is more familiar to farmers, where weather and markets regularly rearrange plans.  Ah well, it’s probably good character building, but I’m not enamored with the process.

 

 

Welcome to the Commonwealth

Kiwis are so British in most aspects of their culture….and as hard as this is for me to understand, they’re actually still part of the British “Commonwealth.” Britain doesn’t have any legal governance role with NZ anymore–the commonwealth group basically just plays each other in sports, celebrates the queen’s birthday, and trades a bunch of citizens back and forth on their OE’s. It’s a cozy family-like relationship that I don’t understand, possibly because our split from Britain involved a lot more drama.

queen elizabeth

When Milo saw this photo he asked if the lady was my sister! Nope, not quite! He now calls her “Queen Liz.”

At any rate, this letter to the Americans came via email from one of Jeremiah’s colleagues, and it’s such a clever representation of the differences between NZ and America that I couldn’t resist posting it.

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN 

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour,’ ‘favour,’ ‘labour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by the suffix ‘-ise.’ Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up ‘vocabulary’).

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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ”like’ and ‘you know’ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter ‘u” and the elimination of ‘-ize.’

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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.

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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth – see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater.

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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.

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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

Olive grove

Look at that happy face!  Kids love to climb in trees, though Milo still needs a leg up.  This is actually an olive grove, a little home garden one, at a house just outside Christchurch.  We went for a barbeque this afternoon as our friends are house-sitting here, and Milo spent a happy time jumping on the trampoline and eating carrot cake.  A kid's world!

Look at that happy face! Kids love to climb in trees, though Milo still needs a leg up. This is actually an olive grove, a little home garden one, at a house just outside Christchurch. We went for a barbeque this afternoon as our friends are house-sitting here, and Milo spent a happy time jumping on the trampoline and eating carrot cake. This was after we went to Dad’s day at playcenter in the morning where he moved wood chips with a wheel barrow and pounded nails into wood.  It’s a kid’s world!

Short, Fat and Hairy

And NO, that title does NOT refer to Molly 2 weeks before Baby number 2’s due date!

“Short, Fat, and Hairy” is the team name Ian chose for the Peak to Pub race.  It starts as a ski at the top of Mt Hutt, switches to a mountain bike ride down the mountain access road, then finishes with a run for the last 10 kilometers into Methven where the central feature is a massive pub.  Our three person team did it as a relay, though plenty of people did the whole thing solo too.  Our British friends Emma and Ian did the ski and mountain bike, respectively, and recruited Jeremiah for the run portion.  It’s up to you to decide who’s short, who’s fat, and who’s hairy.

Jeremiah is waiting for Ian to zoom in and hand over the team number for Jeremiah to run 10 kilometers to the finish in Methven.

Jeremiah is waiting for Ian to zoom in and hand over the team number so he can run the last 10 kilometers to the finish in Methven.

The mountain bikers coasted in completely bespeckled with mud, faces and behinds.  Apparently the rain/sleet on the mountain made visibility tough and the ride a challenge.

The mountain bikers coasted in completely bespeckled with mud, faces and behinds. Apparently the rain/sleet on the mountain made visibility tough and the ride a challenge.

The Rangitata Diversion Race (irrigation canal) is the main reason Ian pulled together a team for this year--he wasn't interested in the cold swim!  Milo and I watched as runner after runner dove (or belly flopped) into the silty water and clambered shivering up the other side.  The weather that day was as cold as it looks--maybe 50 F tops.

The Rangitata Diversion Race (irrigation canal) is the main reason Ian pulled together a team for this year–he wasn’t interested in the cold swim! Milo and I watched as runner after runner dove (or belly flopped) into the silty water and clambered shivering up the other side. The weather that day was as cold as it looks–maybe 50 F tops.  Jeremiah made nice gasping noises when his head came up, much to Milo’s amusement, and you can see him climbing out the far side as another runner makes his dive.

Doesn't that look nice and inviting?  Thankfully it was toasty warm inside the pub at the end, and plenty of shivering runners recouped with a pint or two.

Doesn’t that look nice and inviting? Thankfully it was toasty warm inside the pub at the end, and plenty of shivering runners recouped with a pint or two.

Emma (front left) and Ian (front right) made up the race crew with Jeremiah in the back, still trying to raise his core temperature after that swim.  The rest of us were support crew and along for the good eats at the end.

Emma (front left) and Ian (front right) made up the race crew with Jeremiah (in the back, still trying to raise his core temperature after that swim). The rest of us were support crew and along for the good eats at the end.  They actually did remarkably well, second place in the mixed men/women teams, earning them a few boxes of beer and a goodie bag.

Belly full of snacks and french fries (they call them "chips" here, Milo's about ready to sleep the ride home.

With his belly full of snacks and french fries (they call them “chips” here, Milo’s about ready to sleep the ride home.  Jeremiah had a good day and started looking up other “adventure races” to do in future….he totally mystifies me but I guess it tells you how differently we’re wired.