Life-sized tinker toys

We've officially kicked off KidsFest, the two week mid-winter school break where various Christchurch organizations earn a few extra bucks putting on kids' activities.  It prevents parents from going stir-crazy and there are quite a few interesting things going on.  I may be getting old, but I'm still happy to have a play with the life-sized tinker toys.

We’ve officially kicked off KidsFest, the two week mid-winter school break where various Christchurch organizations earn a few extra bucks putting on kids’ activities. It prevents parents and kids alike from going stir-crazy and there are quite a few interesting things going on. I may be getting old, but I’m still happy to have a play with the life-sized tinker toys and watch The Emperor’s New Clothes in theater. 

Naomi even got a piece of the action for this one.  She can now add "chewing blue balls whilst maintaining optimal cuteness" to her life resume.

Naomi even got a piece of the action for this one. She can now add “chewing blue balls whilst maintaining optimal cuteness” to her life resume.

During the break I've volunteered to mend the dress-ups from Playcenter, so we've got a few home right now.  Milo's first pick?  The pink fairy dress with purple butterfly wings.

During the break I’ve volunteered to mend the dress-ups from Playcenter, so we’ve got a few home right now. Milo’s first pick? The pink fairy dress with purple butterfly wings.  Daddy will be so proud.

You know you’re old when…

I was recently complaining to a friend that a particular bar was too loud for a good girls’ night out–I couldn’t hear to hold a conversation.  She laughed, exclaiming “You know you’re old when…..”  After that I started to notice a few other tell-tail behaviors that might indicate that the aging process is well on its way.

You Know You’re Old When…

  • You complain the bar is too loud to hold a decent conversation
  • You fall asleep at the neighbor’s house watching rugby
  • You try to avoid squinting in the sun so you don’t get more eye-wrinkles
  • You start to sound like your mom (“Hungry?  Have an apple.  No?  Then you’re not that hungry.”)
  • You find it exciting to grocery shop, alone, without the kids.  Seriously.
  • You head to bed at 9 p.m. and consider 7 a.m. a lie-in
  • Your mental notes don’t work anymore, so your life is held together with written lists
  • You remember rotary dial phones but your kids do not know what a land-line is
  • The sesame street episodes you watched as a kid have big poofy 80’s style hair and leggings…and the latter are now back in style
  • You’re willing to pay ridiculous prices to shave ounces off hiking gear
  • Your partner denies that he’s getting old
  • People address you as “Mrs”
  • You remember the dawn of the internet
  • You have to ask your kids where they last saw your shoes
  • You get excited over an electric blanket pre-warming the sheets
Milo doesn't get an electric bed warmer, but Naomi does.

Milo doesn’t get an electric bed warmer, but Naomi does.

 

 

 

 

Hiking (whine) Mt (cry) Oxford (whinge)

First off, a picture of Naomi smiling.  Naomi is always smiling.  Or if she's not, her needs are very simple--food, sleep, removal of Milo from her chest.  This is in direct contrast to Milo's needs as a three-and-a-half-year-old, which I haven't quite figured out yet.

First off, a picture of Naomi smiling. Naomi is always smiling. Or if she’s not, her needs are very simple–food, sleep, removal of Milo from her chest. This is in direct contrast to Milo’s needs as a three-and-a-half-year-old, which I haven’t quite figured out yet.

The day started out bright and early with Daddy-made eggs and oatmeal.  Hot chocolate is packed as a treat for the hike.

The day started out bright and early with Daddy-made eggs and oatmeal. Hot chocolate is packed as a treat for the hike.

On our way to Mt Oxford, one of the foothills of the Southern Alps closest to Christchurch, Milo announced that he wanted to go to the beach.  "Well now, Milo, we can go to the beach another day, but today we're going to the mountains."  Whinging starts.  Jeremiah got the pleasure of carrying Milo, with the constant complaints in his ear.  "I'm too hot!"  Hat removed.  Ten seconds later "I'm too cold!"  "I want to go to the beach."  "I want to get down."  "I want hot chocolate."  A peanutbutter-and-jelly stop buys us a few minutes of quiet.

On our way to Mt Oxford, one of the foothills of the Southern Alps closest to Christchurch, Milo announced that he wanted to go to the beach. “Well now, Milo, we can go to the beach another day, but today we’re going to the mountains.” Whinging starts. Jeremiah got the pleasure of carrying him, with the constant complaints in his ear. “I’m too hot!” Hat removed. Ten seconds later “I’m too cold!” “I want to go to the beach.” “I want to get down.” “I want hot chocolate.” A peanutbutter-and-jelly buys us a few minutes of quiet. 

We should acknowledge, for the record, that he did move under his own locomotion for a few minutes.  We were walking through a beautiful beech forest that cloaks the lower reaches of the Alps.  Nerdy tip:  These beeches are a different family than those we're used to from NY (Fagaceae).  Called "Nothofagaceae," the family name means "bastard beech."  I guess the taxonomists are from the northern hemisphere.  Nothofagaceae have tiny leaves and there are members in South America from the bygone days before continental drift.

We should acknowledge, for the record, that he did move under his own locomotion, for a few minutes. We were walking through a beautiful beech forest that cloaks the lower reaches of the Alps. Nerdy tip: These beeches are a different family than those we’re used to from NY (Fagaceae). Called “Nothofagaceae,” the family name means “bastard beech.” I guess the taxonomists are from the northern hemisphere. Nothofagaceae have tiny leaves and there are members in South America from the bygone days before continental drift.  Jeremiah wants to bottle the musty-sweet smell of the beech forest and sell it as a men’s cologne, he likes it that much.

Half way up the mountain the beech forest abruptly ended and the tussockland took over.  All the grasses are decked out in their finest frozen water gems.  On the south side (shady side) of the mountain it stayed below freezing all day.

Half way up the mountain the beech forest abruptly ended and the tussockland took over. All the grasses are decked out in their finest frozen water gems. On the south side (shady side) of the mountain it stayed below freezing all day.

A bit higher up the rain must have been freezing as it felt to build these sharp crystals along each grass stalk.

A bit higher up the rain must have been freezing as it felt to build these sharp crystals along each grass stalk.

As we climbed up out of the shadow of the mountain the warmth of the sun greeted us and turned the ice into a sparkling icy halo.

As we climbed up out of the shadow of the mountain the warmth of the sun abruptly greeted us.  You could feel it first on your hat, then face, then shoulders, then knees.  The mountain was outlined in a sparkling halo.

This is why we hike.  You can see for miles up here, and looking north or west all you see is more wilderness.

This is why we hike. You can see for miles up here, and looking north or west all you see is more wilderness.

Last time we hiked Mt Oxford (November 2012) there was new snow on the mountain, even though it was nearly summer.  This time, in the dead of winter, the snow is still confined to higher up in the mountains.

Last time we hiked Mt Oxford (November 2012) there was new snow on the mountain, even though it was nearly summer. This time, in the dead of winter, the snow is still confined to higher up in the mountains.

 

We met another group of hikers at the top and Milo perked up--he likes people.  He hasn't got a shy bone in his body, and is happy to share with total strangers whatever happens to be forefront in his mind.  Plus, one of the hikers retrieved his mitten that he dropped half way down, and over which he had been worrying.  Two mouse mittens, Mommy's warm puffy vest, and another shot of hot chocolate brought out the smiles.

We met another group of hikers at the top and Milo perked up–he likes people. He hasn’t got a shy bone in his body, and is happy to share with total strangers whatever happens to be forefront in his mind. Plus, one of the hikers retrieved his mitten that he dropped half way down, and over which he had been worrying. Two mouse mittens, Mommy’s warm puffy vest, and another shot of hot chocolate brought out the smiles.

Miss Naomi, for the record, was still smiling.

Miss Naomi, for the record, was still smiling.  She actually got a bit cold on the way down but we didn’t know until we felt her hands at the car, since she didn’t make a peep.

Aw, family photo.  With each family member that we add it's exponentially more difficult to get everyone 1) looking at the camera and 2) smiling.

Aw, family photo. With each family member that we add it’s exponentially more difficult to get everyone 1) looking at the camera and 2) smiling.  The Canterbury plains stretch out below us, and if the haze under those distant clouds wasn’t hiding it, you’d be able to see the sea.  Despite the Milo Whinge, it was a glorious winter day.

Milo, my ears are full

There comes a time in every mom’s life when we start to sound like our own mother.

Being that I had a great mom, I don’t think this is a bad thing.  But I’ve developed the kind of empathy that you only get by shared experience; in this case, parenting a talkative, inquisitive, energetic child.

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Look at this cheeky little fellow! Full of vip and vim, as they say.

5:17 a.m.  “Wah, wah!”  Naomi, that little butterball, thinks she needs to eat.  Ah well, if I feed her now, I might still get another hour of sleep.

5:40 a.m.  “Mommy, I can’t find my chewy.”  The strident little voice cuts through my dreams.  I stumble out of bed, grope for the flashlight, retrieve the pacifier from the floor next to Milo’s bed, and tumble back into the warmth of the blankets.

6:00 a.m.  “I’m being followed by a moon shadow, moon shadow, moon shadow.”  Cat Stevens says it’s time to get up and Jeremiah dutifully rolls out of bed.  But I don’t work today so I turn over and snuggle deeper into the comforter.

6:30 a.m.  “I want my oats!”  Thankfully, Jeremiah is dealing with that Milo-demand.

7:00 a.m.  I hear the door open and the light streams in.  Feet patter around to the far side of the bed and the blankets shift as Milo pulls on them to haul himself up.  A heavy scraping noise warns me that he is probably holding Jeremiah’s rock club, potentially somewhere in the environs above my head.  Retrieved from Kaikoura beach and relegated to non-decorative status, for some reason this Maori artifact wanna-be resides on the shelf behind the bed.  It’s definitely time to get up.

7:15 a.m.  “I have to go toilet!”  “Why that book here?”  “Mom, watch me!  Watch Me!  Watch ME!”  I’m not at my most innovative in regards to parenting when I’m tired, but when I’m numb and sluggish in my responses Milo thinks I haven’t heard him, and tries the repetitive approach.

8:00 a.m.  Mobilizing to exit the house.  “I want my peanut butter and jelly!  (whine) “Uh-oh, my shoe, my Shoe, my SHOE!  YOU do it! (whine).  I don’t want to wear my coat! (whine).”

9:00 a.m.  Rain is splattering the windshield on the way to the discovery center at Canterbury Museum.  Milo keeps up a steady commentary about everything we’re passing.   I’m listening with half an ear (responding with much less than half a brain) while strategizing the route and free versus paid parking. “I see lights down there!”  Milo declares, as we bump over railroad tracks.  A block or two later: “I have good memories to think about what is that light about.  I saw it was train.”   “Say that again, Milo?” It took me the second time around to understand what he what his three-year-old jargon was saying.  Interesting way to say it, that.

The commentary continues.  “Mom, you like that car?”  “Look mom!”  “Mom, I hungry.” (whine)

“Milo, my ears are full.  I can’t talk to you right now.”

Pause from the back seat.  “When your ears going to be empty?”

“I’ll let you know.”

“You let me know?”

“Yes.”  3 minutes of quiet ensued.

“Mom, your ears still full?”

“Yes Milo.”  Wow, that was a good technique tip from my mom!  I would have been just like Milo, just as relentless in my questions, just as clueless to others’ needs, and she told me she would periodically get a little respite this way.  It works.

Winter in Christchurch

This weekend marks the winter solstice, shortest day of the year in the southern hemisphere.  For some reason, Kiwis think winter starts June first, probably because it feels like winter as we're huddling in the not-so-warm houses, hugging mugs of tea while the condensation drips down the window panes.  But I prefer the solstice date because it seems more elegant and less arbitrary.

This weekend marks the winter solstice, shortest day of the year in the southern hemisphere. For some reason, Kiwis think winter starts June first, probably because it feels like winter as we’re huddling in the not-so-warm houses, hugging mugs of tea while the condensation drips down the window panes. But I prefer the solstice date because it seems more elegant and less arbitrary.

In honor of the "dead of winter," I made Naomi a couple new pairs of thick wool tights.  I wore the soles out of my beloved smartwool socks but hadn't had the heart to toss them since the rest of the sock still seemed perfectly serviceable.  Good thing, because now they've got a new life on an 8-month-old's legs.

In honor of the “dead of winter,” I made Naomi a couple new pairs of thick wool tights. I wore the soles out of my beloved Smartwool socks but hadn’t had the heart to toss them since the rest of the sock still seemed perfectly serviceable. Good thing, because now they’ve got a new life on an 8-month-old’s legs.

To be fair, Christchurch winters aren't really dead, and we get some glorious days that are even beach-worthy, especially if your companions are Brits who consider anything better than a downpour to be beach weather.

To be fair, Christchurch winters aren’t really dead, and we get some glorious days that are even beach-worthy, especially if your companions are Brits who consider anything better than a downpour to be beach weather.

To find snow, you have to drive over to the mountains.  Here's the view from Foggy Peak in the foothills of the Southern Alps looking back over the Canterbury plain to the bump of the Banks Penninsula.

To find snow, you have to drive over to the mountains. Here’s the view from Foggy Peak in the foothills of the Southern Alps looking back over the Canterbury plain to the bump of the Banks Penninsula.

Here's what you see if you look the other direction, southwest, towards Arthur's Pass.  What a stunning day.  We could see wind on the lake down below, but hardly a breath stirred on Foggy Peak.

Here’s what you see if you look the other direction, southwest, towards Arthur’s Pass. What a stunning day. We could see wind on the lake down below, but hardly a breath stirred on Foggy Peak.

My hiking companion, a colleague from work, laughed herself silly over my snow shoes.  Look at that shiny hard surface--snow shoes would be the quick ticket down the mountain, and it wouldn't be a comfortable ride.  We wore microspikes.  They worked like a charm, but we still watched our steps carefully as the bits of loosen ice skittered down the hill below us.

My hiking companion, a colleague from work, laughed herself silly over my snow shoes. Look at that shiny hard surface–snow shoes would be the quick ticket down the mountain, and it wouldn’t be a comfortable ride. We wore Microspikes. They worked like a charm, but we still watched our steps carefully as the bits of loosen ice skittered down the hill below us.

There must have been a good dousing with freezing rain at some point during the past week to get this thick buildup on the tussock grass.

There must have been a good dousing with freezing rain at some point during the past week to get this thick buildup on the tussock grass.

Yup, not a kid hike this one.  Thanks for having the kiddos for the day, Jeremiah!

Yup, not a kid hike this one. Thanks for having the kiddos for the day, Jeremiah!

Jeremiah spent the day with the kids.  Milo's request was to ride the bus, so they took a ride into center city to check out the rebuild progress.  Much of the area still looks like a war zone, but I think it's turned a corner.  Buildings are going UP now.

Jeremiah spent the day with the kids. Milo’s request was to ride the bus, so they took a ride into center city to check out the rebuild progress. Much of the area still looks like a war zone, but I think it’s turned a corner. Buildings are starting to go UP now, where before all the work was leveling the munted ones. 

Oh my, is that a tower crane and a boom crane in the same photo?  Not to mention that big hammer thing.  All the heavy machinery a little boy (or grown man) could want.  A new building is going up.

Oh my, is that a tower crane and a boom crane in the same photo? Not to mention that big hammer thing. All the heavy machinery a little boy (or grown man) could want. A new building is going up.

Some of the empty lots have temporary art pieces to improve the space until it's used for something else.  I like these ones, and so did Milo.

Some of the empty lots have temporary art pieces to improve the space until it’s used for something else. I like these ones, and so did Milo.  Those spikes up top look like they’re meant to prevent giant pigeons from perching there. 

Frosty boots in Chamois territory

First off, why is Molly posting about Jeremiah’s hunting trip?  Jeremiah’s busy cutting up chamois (mountain goat) so he contracted with a ghost writer for this one.  The price?  A ginger beer, and the stipulation that I get to write it my own way.

Early Saturday morning a group of 3 guys headed out to the Canterbury side of the southern Alps, parked their trucks, and mountain biked in to a flat river valley to set up camp.

cold frosty tent

The weekend forecast was amazing for the beginning of winter–clear skies and hardly a breeze.  The only catch was that it was COLD.  Well, cold for NZ, dipping to perhaps 20 degrees F (-7 C).  Cold enough to make impressive frost on the tent and freeze the guys’ damp boots solid.  In the morning they peered out at the frigid valley willing the sun’s rays to reach the tent just a bit faster.  Nothing doing.  That little star up on the mountain shoulder is where Jeremiah spotted his chamois.

    Riding a mountain bike with a full pack is no mean feat--or so they tell me.  Only meat fiends would try it (like the pun Mom?).  I guess biking beats walking the same distance, both in time and effort.  It took an hour to bike in, where walking would have taken 2 and a half, precious time saved for stalking animals.

Riding a mountain bike with a full pack is no mean feat–or so they tell me. Only meat fiends would try it (like the pun Mom?). I guess biking beats walking the same distance, both in time and effort. It took an hour to bike in, where walking would have taken 2 and a half, precious time saved for stalking animals.

Look at those mountains--Naked!  The animals still take quite a bit of effort to find.  Jeremiah marked out his route in red going nearly to the top on this photo. If only I had video taped the version of the stalking story that Jeremiah told Milo.... "I climbed, and climbed, and climbed some more....then I sat down and got out my binoculars (hands to eyes in feigned

Look at those mountains–Naked! The animals still take quite a bit of effort to find. Jeremiah marked out his route in red going nearly to the top on this photo.
If only I had video taped the version of the stalking story that Jeremiah told Milo…. “We got up EARLY in the morning, in the dark, and drove the green car to the mountains.  Then we got on our bikes and pedaled, pedaled, pedaled (arms working in circles to indicate biking) to where we set up our tent.  Then I climbed, and climbed, and climbed some more (panting with effort in the story retelling).  I sat down and got out my binoculars (hands to eyes indicating binoculars), and looked and looked.  I saw a chamois WAY over in the rocky scree…I sneaked, sneaked, sneaked (whispering, shoulders hunched).”  I’ll spare you the shooting and retrieving parts, but Milo listened spellbound to the whole recounting of the tale.

In case you didn't know what a dead chamois looks like.... I'm inclined to feel sorry for it. Goats are smart, mischievous, endearing creatures.  Jeremiah says it was an even match, because the goat has 9x better eyesight than humans, and he had to climb into its territory to find it.  He didn't waste anything, at least--all the meat cam home as well as the head and the hide.

In case you didn’t know what a dead chamois looks like…. I’m inclined to feel sorry for it. Goats are smart, mischievous, endearing creatures. Jeremiah says it was an even match, because the goat has 9x better eyesight than humans, and he had to climb into its territory to find it. He didn’t waste anything, at least–all the meat came home as well as the head and the hide.

Doesn't the world look different under the blazing sun?

Doesn’t the world look different under the blazing sun?  For some unknown reason, hunting men do not share tents.  Three guys, three tents.  Maybe they snore?  Probably they stink?  Perhaps they’re sketched out seeing each others’ undies?

At least they can share a camp fire!  It's amazing how much comfort that warm blaze brings on a cold dark evening.

At least they can share a camp fire! It’s amazing how much comfort that warm blaze brings on a cold dark evening after a long day hunting.

Monday morning first thing Milo wanted to go out in the garage and inspect Daddy's chamois.  Or at least the head with the skin still attached, laid out on the floor looking all deflated.   "Where are it's insides?" Milo queried.   Jeremiah pointed to the bags of meat hanging from the rafters.  "It has dead eyes" he pronounced.   "Yup Milo," I said.  That's very observant for a three-year-old.   "Why?"   Well now Milo, do you want the physical answer or the philosophical answer?  Jeremiah provided the start of the physical answer.  "So we can eat it."   "It can't talk any more," Milo continued, but without any real trace of remorse in his tone.   "Where are it's feet?"   "I left them up on the mountain," Jeremiah explained.   "Why don't you want the head on your wall?" he asked, looking at me.  I guess he's listening when I tell other people that as long as Jeremiah doesn't come home with any head mounts, I'm happy.   "It can go in my room," Milo offered.  We hesitated, and he must have taken that to mean Jeremiah might not want to share it.  His next offer:  "You can have some, and I can have some."   I guess for kids whatever they grow up with as 'normal' is their normal in lots of different dimensions, including wall decor.

Monday morning first thing Milo wanted to go out in the garage and inspect Daddy’s chamois. Or at least the head with the skin still attached, laid out on the floor looking all deflated.
“Where are it’s insides?” Milo queried.
Jeremiah pointed to the bags of meat hanging from the rafters.
“It has dead eyes” he pronounced.
“Yup Milo,” I said. That’s very observant for a three-year-old, I think.
“Why?”
Well now Milo, do you want the physical answer or the philosophical answer? Jeremiah provided the start of the philosophical answer. “So we can eat it.”
“It can’t talk any more,” Milo continued, but without any real trace of remorse in his tone.  “Where are it’s feet?”
“I left them up on the mountain,” Jeremiah explained.
“Why you don’t want head on your wall?” he asked, looking at me.  I guess he’s listening when I tell other people that as long as Jeremiah doesn’t come home with any head mounts, I’m happy.
“It can go in my room,” Milo offered. We hesitated, and he must have taken that to mean Jeremiah might not want to share it. His next offer: “You can have some, and I can have some.”
I guess for kids whatever they grow up with as ‘normal’ is their normal in lots of different dimensions, including wall decor.

 

Princess Milo

Milo donned the crown he made at preschool, teetered tiptoe on the edge of his car seat while he surveyed the view over the car roof, proudly announcing "I a Princess!"  I busted out laughing.  Regardless of my persuasive logic about princesses being daughters of kings, and princes being the sons, Milo insisted that HE was a Princess.  Never mind.  It's charming that he doesn't stick to the gender roles, at least for himself.  If you ask him who does the vacuuming, he'll say Mommy every time.

Milo donned the crown he made at preschool, teetering tiptoe on the edge of his car seat while surveying the view over the car roof and proudly announced “I a Princess!” I busted out laughing. Regardless of my persuasive logic about princesses being daughters of kings, and princes being the sons, Milo insisted that HE was a Princess. Never mind. It’s charming that he doesn’t stick to the gender roles, at least for himself. If you ask him who does the vacuuming, he’ll say Mommy every time.

Naomi has learned how to sit up on her own!

Naomi has learned how to sit up on her own!

Pomeroy’s Chateau Avon Embankment

Pomeroy's, the seedy wine bar where Rumpole of the Bailey comforts his woes with a bottle of "Chateau Thames Embankment"....  Christchurch has a Pomeroy's too, dimly lit but not seedy.  It boasts 31 beer taps, one of which I'm sure offers Chateau Avon Embankment.  The Social Club at Beca (Jeremiah's employer) organized a private beer tasting there this week.  One of Jeremiah's colleagues had designed the earthquake strengthening retrofit, just newly completed, so we could focus on the beer list with minds at ease.

Pomeroy’s, the seedy wine bar where Rumpole of the Bailey comforts his woes with a bottle of “Chateau Thames Embankment”…. Christchurch has a Pomeroy’s too, dimly lit but not seedy. It boasts 31 beer taps(Craft Beers), one of which I’m sure offers Chateau Avon Embankment. The Social Club at Beca (Jeremiah’s employer) organized a private beer tasting there this week. One of Jeremiah’s colleagues had designed the earthquake strengthening retrofit, just newly completed, so we could focus on the beer list with minds at ease.

Did you know that you can have a beer that "oozes citrus and passion fruit aromas"?  The beer descriptions don't quite match those invented by the wine industry, but they're up-and-coming rivals.  My vote goes to the Mussel Inn Captain Cooker, with "manuka selectively hand picked on the day of brewing."  The brewer shepherding the group through the list claims that women have a more sensitive palate to bitterness than men, and that explains why many women don't like beer....though it wouldn't explain the stereotypical female passion for chocolate.  I didn't buy the theory.

Did you know that you can have a beer that “oozes citrus and passion fruit aromas”? The beer descriptions don’t quite match those invented by the wine industry, but they’re up-and-coming rivals. My vote goes to the Mussel Inn Captain Cooker, with “manuka selectively hand picked on the day of brewing.” The brewer shepherding the group through the list claims that women have a more sensitive palate to bitterness than men, and that explains why many women don’t like beer….though it wouldn’t explain the stereotypical female passion for chocolate. I didn’t buy the theory.

Beer for tasting was served in these wine-style glasses, and I have to admit that the "swirling and sniffing" experience is augmented by this presentation.  See those dodgy-looking snaky bits on the plate behind?  Pork cracklings.  The Brits swear by them.  They're ribbons of pig skin puffed in high heat (possibly deep fried), and they make a horrendous racket when a room full of 30 beer tasters dig in.  I tried a piece.  It ranks slightly above kina (sea urchin) in my book.  Thankfully they brought out some nice bread and dip as well, and we enjoyed a pleasant and even educational evening, if you can count defining a lager versus an ale as education.

Beer for tasting was served in these wine-style glasses, and I have to admit that the “swirling and sniffing” experience is augmented by this presentation. See those dodgy-looking snaky bits on the plate behind? Pork cracklings. The Brits swear by them. They’re ribbons of pig skin puffed in high heat (possibly deep fried), and they make a horrendous racket when a room full of 30 beer tasters dig in. I tried a piece. It ranks slightly above kina (sea urchin) in my book. Thankfully they brought out some nice bread and dip as well, and we enjoyed a pleasant and even educational evening, if you can count defining a lager versus an ale as education.

any visitor with a palat for beer will get an evening here if you come and visit us! http://www.pomeroysonkilmore.co.nz/

any visitor with a palate for craft beer will get an evening here if you come visit us!
http://www.pomeroysonkilmore.co.nz/

Clearwater barrens

"Can you put this picture on blog?" Milo queried as we drove out to Lake Clearwater last Saturday morning.  He wanted to post all his photos of smudgy car windows with blurred fields beyond, but we told him he'd have to be a little selective, and this one of Naomi's tongue-out grin was my favorite.  We're just starting to see the potential for a two-kid family, where one child amuses the other and they're happier together than separated.  Well....sometimes.

“Can you put this picture on blog?” Milo queried as we drove out to Lake Clearwater last Saturday morning. He wanted to post all his photos of smudgy car windows with blurred fields beyond, but we told him he’d have to be a little selective, and this one of Naomi’s tongue-out grin was my favorite. We’re just starting to see the potential for a two-kid family, where one child amuses the other and they’re happier together than separated. Well….sometimes.

"Baches," the Kiwi term for a water-side shack, started being built next to Lake Clearwater sometime in the 1930s.  This was one of the originals.  It's a no-frills cabin, improved little by little over the years through the lumps and bumps of hovely additions.  There's a sink with a tap but the rainwater connection tank hasn't been hooked to it yet.  The old coal range looks nice but fills the place with smoke.  There's a girls' outhouse and one for the boys out back, as well as a new "bathroom unit" that will someday be connected to a septic tank and a water source.  If the weather was cruddy it wouldn't be that cozy a spot to hole up with a book, but it provides a decent place to lay your head after a day outdoors in the Canterbury high country.

“Baches,” the Kiwi term for a water-side shack, started being built next to Lake Clearwater sometime in the 1930s. This was one of the originals. It’s a no-frills cabin, improved little by little over the years through the lumps and bumps of hovely additions. There’s a sink with a tap but the rainwater connection tank hasn’t been hooked to it yet. The old coal range looks nice but fills the place with smoke. There’s a girls’ outhouse and one for the boys out back, as well as a new “bathroom unit” that will someday be connected to a septic tank and a water source. If the weather was cruddy it wouldn’t be that cozy a spot to hole up with a book, but it provides a decent place to lay your head after a day outdoors in the Canterbury high country.

One of the newest improvements is a wire looped across the ceiling....if we had brought light bulbs and a car battery we could have had electric lighting.  Our friends Damien and Anna know the owners of the bach, so we got to go as their guests for the weekend.

One of the newest improvements is a wire looped across the ceiling….if we had brought light bulbs and a car battery we could have had electric lighting. Our friends Damien and Anna know the owners of the bach, so we got to go as their guests for the weekend.

Triple-deckers!  This tiny bach packs in beds for 10 people.  Sleeping in one made me think of submarine berths.

Triple-deckers! This tiny bach packs in beds for 10 people. Sleeping in one put me in mind of submarine berths.

Milo woke up before the crack of dawn and accompanied Damien out looking for rabbits.  No bunnies stirring, but a beautiful sunrise, disturbed only by Milo plunking rocks into the lake.

Milo woke up before the crack of dawn and accompanied Damien out looking for rabbits. No bunnies stirring, but a beautiful sunrise, disturbed only by Milo plunking rocks into the lake.

Jeremiah and Damien spent a few hours Saturday looking for chamois, but saw neither hide nor hair of them.  This Canterbury high country is naked, I wouldn't live their either if I were a chamois.  No trees, and the tussock grass does little to hide the scars of geological history.  You can see the wide valley carved out by an ancient glacier and the deep gravel deposits etched by old river paths. This time I noticed the jumbled lumpy gravel hummocks that spew out of the clefts of the mountains where the brittle rock dribbles down with each storm, as well as the smoother alluvial fans near the valley base.

Jeremiah and Damien spent a few hours Saturday looking for chamois, but saw neither hide nor hair of them. This Canterbury high country is naked, I wouldn’t live their either if I were a chamois. No trees, and the tussock grass does little to hide the scars of geological history. You can see the wide valley carved out by an ancient glacier and the deep gravel deposits etched by old river paths. This time I noticed the jumbled lumpy gravel hummocks that spew out of the clefts of the mountains where the brittle rock dribbles down with each storm, as well as the smoother alluvial fans near the valley base.

Before we left we drove a bit further up the road to Potts Station by the Rangitata River.  Mt Sunday is the low hill in the foreground where Lord of the Rings (capital of Rohan, King Theoden's realm) was filmed.

Before we left we drove a bit further up the road to Potts Station by the Rangitata River. Mt Sunday is the low hill in the foreground where Lord of the Rings (capital of Rohan, King Theoden’s realm) was filmed.

Damien and Mimo (Italian friend) spotted some spawning salmon in this fast-moving creek, but we didn't try to catch any.  I'm not sure where they actually lay their eggs, we don't know of any lakes in the headwaters.  That water is MOVING, it's hard to imagine swimming upstream any distance, let alone all the way from the ocean.

Damien and Mimo (Italian friend) spotted some spawning salmon in this fast-moving creek, but we didn’t try to catch any. I’m not sure where they actually lay their eggs, we don’t know of any lakes in the headwaters. That water is MOVING, it’s hard to imagine swimming upstream any distance, let alone all the way from the ocean.  I wonder how long it takes them.

Little Boys’ Dream

Does every kid want to drive a digger?  These two boys certainly did!  When the orange cones went out on our street yesterday we knew we'd be in for some excitement.  Turns out that Total Drainage was digging up a blocked sewer pipe and that they have LOTS of time on their hands while waiting for the truck to return with more gravel.  Look at Milo's smirk--he's so pleased with himself.  William was too much in awe to even mess with the levers.

Does every kid want to drive a digger? These two boys certainly did! When the orange cones went out on our street yesterday we knew we’d be in for some excitement. Turns out that Total Drainage was digging up a blocked sewer pipe and that they have LOTS of time on their hands while waiting for the truck to return with more gravel. Look at Milo’s smirk–he’s so pleased with himself. William was too much in awe to even mess with the levers.