Big Brother Love

Jeremiah made scrumptious chocolate cakes in honor of Naomi’s coming home from the hospital, and Milo was more than happy to help stir and lick the spoons! I sat on the couch and chuckled as Jeremiah learned the impossibility of setting a bowl of interesting batter in front of a 2 year old, along with a spoon, then instructing him to “not touch.” I think the separated egg whites got dumped back into the bowl too, but the cakes came out great anyway.

Christchurch library gives a book to every newborn, and Milo’s proudly reading Naomi her book. It didn’t bother him in the least that she was fast asleep for his performance!
Bada bing Bada boom baby!
Naomi Shaw “baby stats”:
- Born at 11:30pm on October 12, 2013.
- 6lbs11oz
- perfect
- gorgeous
I’ve had thousands of braxton-hicks contractions over the few months, but Saturday morning I commented to Jeremiah that those little contractions felt a bit different and they might be for real. He looked at me with wide eyes, wondering what that meant for his day’s plans. Nothing much, I said. Let’s go the farmers market as planned, and we’ll just see how it goes.
After the farmers market I did some gardening while Jeremiah went to the shooting range. Contractions continued gently while I took Milo to a theatre (yes, we’re in NZ, so that’s the correct spelling) production of Alice in Wonderland.
It wasn’t until a bit before dinner that I called the midwife, and she suggested that I take a brisk walk and then see if things picked up or settled down before evening. Milo and I went, dodging the raindrops. We called our friends after dinner and asked if Milo could do a sleep-over, just in case, so he was cozily ensconced at their house before 8:00. We left for the birthing center at 9:30, waters broke at 11:20, and she was out by 11:30. I’ll spare the rest of the details, but it was efficient, as the midwife put it.
It’s amazing how perfect babies come out. After all those months of feeling muffled thumbs inside, I guess it wouldn’t surprise me if they came out a bit amorphous. But they come out with perfect little miniature features. They go from taking all their nourishment through their belly cord to breathing air and sucking milk (ok, well, colostrum) in almost an instant. When you think about it, it’s amazing how often the whole process goes just right!

Here is Naomi just minutes after she emerged into the air. It’s hard to believe that those old lady wrinkly hands belong to those soft perfect baby lips.
The waiting game

I’ve reached that point in pregnancy where I’ve even stopped wondering if it’s a girl or a boy….I just want it out. I can’t even remember what it was like to trot out for a nice long run, or bend down effortlessly. Due date is this weekend but I’m not holding my breath, since the range of normal extends nearly two weeks beyond the due date. Childbirth is a bit of an anomaly in our otherwise predictable lives filled with calendars and schedules. Usually a momentous life change (new jobs, moves, etc) have a known date to work towards. Perhaps this waiting for the unknown date is more familiar to farmers, where weather and markets regularly rearrange plans. Ah well, it’s probably good character building, but I’m not enamored with the process.
Welcome to the Commonwealth
Kiwis are so British in most aspects of their culture….and as hard as this is for me to understand, they’re actually still part of the British “Commonwealth.” Britain doesn’t have any legal governance role with NZ anymore–the commonwealth group basically just plays each other in sports, celebrates the queen’s birthday, and trades a bunch of citizens back and forth on their OE’s. It’s a cozy family-like relationship that I don’t understand, possibly because our split from Britain involved a lot more drama.

When Milo saw this photo he asked if the lady was my sister! Nope, not quite! He now calls her “Queen Liz.”
At any rate, this letter to the Americans came via email from one of Jeremiah’s colleagues, and it’s such a clever representation of the differences between NZ and America that I couldn’t resist posting it.
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’ in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
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1. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour,’ ‘favour,’ ‘labour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix ‘-ize’ will be replaced by the suffix ‘-ise.’ Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up ‘vocabulary’).
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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ”like’ and ‘you know’ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter ‘u” and the elimination of ‘-ize.’
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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can’t sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you’re not ready to shoot grouse.
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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth – see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater.
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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.
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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
Olive grove

Look at that happy face! Kids love to climb in trees, though Milo still needs a leg up. This is actually an olive grove, a little home garden one, at a house just outside Christchurch. We went for a barbeque this afternoon as our friends are house-sitting here, and Milo spent a happy time jumping on the trampoline and eating carrot cake. This was after we went to Dad’s day at playcenter in the morning where he moved wood chips with a wheel barrow and pounded nails into wood. It’s a kid’s world!
Short, Fat and Hairy
And NO, that title does NOT refer to Molly 2 weeks before Baby number 2’s due date!
“Short, Fat, and Hairy” is the team name Ian chose for the Peak to Pub race. It starts as a ski at the top of Mt Hutt, switches to a mountain bike ride down the mountain access road, then finishes with a run for the last 10 kilometers into Methven where the central feature is a massive pub. Our three person team did it as a relay, though plenty of people did the whole thing solo too. Our British friends Emma and Ian did the ski and mountain bike, respectively, and recruited Jeremiah for the run portion. It’s up to you to decide who’s short, who’s fat, and who’s hairy.

Jeremiah is waiting for Ian to zoom in and hand over the team number so he can run the last 10 kilometers to the finish in Methven.

The mountain bikers coasted in completely bespeckled with mud, faces and behinds. Apparently the rain/sleet on the mountain made visibility tough and the ride a challenge.

The Rangitata Diversion Race (irrigation canal) is the main reason Ian pulled together a team for this year–he wasn’t interested in the cold swim! Milo and I watched as runner after runner dove (or belly flopped) into the silty water and clambered shivering up the other side. The weather that day was as cold as it looks–maybe 50 F tops. Jeremiah made nice gasping noises when his head came up, much to Milo’s amusement, and you can see him climbing out the far side as another runner makes his dive.

Doesn’t that look nice and inviting? Thankfully it was toasty warm inside the pub at the end, and plenty of shivering runners recouped with a pint or two.

Emma (front left) and Ian (front right) made up the race crew with Jeremiah (in the back, still trying to raise his core temperature after that swim). The rest of us were support crew and along for the good eats at the end. They actually did remarkably well, second place in the mixed men/women teams, earning them a few boxes of beer and a goodie bag.
Open streets and gravel lots

We came here a year and a half after Christchurch’s February 22, 2011 earthquake, the one that devastated downtown. Much of the city center has been closed since buildings are still being demolished, so Open Streets day this past weekend was our first glimpse at the central city plaza. You can see the cathedral (the place is called Christ Church after all) that was at the heart of the downtown district in the background. Open Streets day invited people back into the central city to see the status of the “rebuild” (which is still mostly underground necessities like sewers and water mains), though residential construction is booming and commercial buildings are starting to go up, if not yet in the city center itself. Milo got to try out a pink tricycle–what a treat!

The trolley tracks indicate that this was once a trendy downtown walking plaza, but most of the buildings are now gravel lots. It was the first time I realized how nice a place the central city used to be.

You might not be able to read the yellow spray paint on the window under the “Brave” sign, but it says “cleared,” meaning it was checked for people after the earthquake and everyone had evacuated. Places like this are still in “freeze frame” since the earthquake happened, but there are fewer and fewer still left to be dealt with.

“Former Link Center site” the sign says. Something new will doubtless be constructed eventually, but until then the site is still known by its former inhabitant.

The Cathedral is one of those buildings that has been in long-term limbo. Because it has been such an icon for the city, folks have an emotional attachment to the building and would have liked to see it restored, even at extravagant cost. The latest news is that the Anglican church has decided to replace it with a modern building. Personally I like the flower hut, but I imagine something more permanent will be devised.

There are winners and losers in every disaster, and the temporary fence companies were one of the winners in Christchurch! So many areas are still barricaded by temporary fence that I don’t even notice them any more, except these ones that were decked out in pretty plastic patterns to add festivity to the Open Streets day. Milo thought they were pretty cool too.

Open Streets included a bike parade with old fashioned bikes, a highlight for Milo. Not sure what the stone Milo’s standing on used to support…..

I think Christchurch will be a plucky city and the rebuild will work. Here’s what the city council and retailers did when their retail spaces were “munted.” Shipping containers were being used as barricades and were plentiful and cheap, so they added windows, a lick of paint, planted flowers hung out “Quake city” signs, and carried on. A nifty bike repair station has even been installed (blue pillar to the right of stroller).
Raw country

Tekapo is a little town perched at the edge of a big old glacier lake in MacKenzie Country, a grassy brown swath of countryside situated on the dry leeward side of the southern alps. It’s where they raise merino sheep, because I guess the breed gets rotten foot problems if they live in lusher moister pasture. Together with a couple of Kiwi friends we rented a house there last weekend. This is the view from the front porch.

I still haven’t learned what exactly what mineral makes these glacier lakes such a peculiar shade of blue. People say it’s “glacial silt,” but as you’ll see in pictures below, the silt at the very tail end of Tasman glacier is quite brown. The village of Tekapo is at the tail end of the lake, which is now dammed for use in the hydroelectric scheme.

The ride down to Tekapo would normally only take about 3 hours from Christchurch, but we made numerous stops on the way. Milo must have had at least 4 potty breaks (the last one being successful, even though it entailed pooping in a cemetery), and Jeremiah couldn’t pass Fairlie without stopping for a pie at his all-time favorite pie shop.

Kiwis love their “savories” and Jeremiah is a devoted convert. The pies here aren’t sweet–they’re meat pies like pepper steak, curried chicken, and the ever popular salmon & bacon. We stopped and fueled up the human tanks both to and from Tekapo.

The house we rented had a TV, so we also enjoyed a Kiwi sport weekend–America’s cup sailing in the morning and Rugby at night. Milo even got to sit and eat his breakfast while watching the sailing action.

At least three big lakes are linked by impressive canal systems that provide hydroelectric power, but also house salmon farms (you can see the floating rafts in the background). Occasionally the nets break and salmon populate the canals, much to the fishermen’s delight. Trout too grow to massive sizes feeding on the salmon farm food, but whether these count as the world’s biggest wild trout or half-domesticated pansies is debatable. We didn’t have any luck luring them at any rate.

The guy across the canal started giving us black looks when Milo splashed rocks, so we shifted down to where no fishermen would complain about scared fish….not that they were biting that morning anyway. You really can’t tell a two-year-old that he must not throw rocks into water–they’re drawn to it like magnets.

Mt Cook (or Aoraki) is the tallest mountain in the Southern Alps, up at the head of the glacier valley just south of Tekapo. We had stunning weather all weekend, but we could see the clouds broiling just over the divide. Yikes, glad we weren’t over there!

Tasman glacier at 27 kilometers is the longest one in New Zealand, in a valley just next to Mt Cook village. We walked up the length of it’s glacier-melt lake and a bit up along the tail end of it.

This glacial valley is the most raw terrain I’ve ever seen. Tasman is receding rapidly now (at estimates of 1,500 to 2,500 feet/year), and you can see along the valley sides the giant walls of gravel that the ice had plowed up during it’s latest peak. The tail end is all dirty and gravelly, not pristine at all. Our friend Damien commented that NZ will never lack for the gravel component of concrete. To me it’s fascinating to see such young land. New York was once covered in glaciers and I used to work with a farmer whose fields were on what was once the terminal morraine. They were ridiculously rocky and irregularly hilly, but looking out at the melting Tasman I could imagine how they formed.

Our friends Anna and Damien sit overlooking the lake at the end of Tasman glacier. Those icebergs drop off the end of the glacier and get blown down the lake where the lodge and make a surreal landscape.

The Feb 2011 earthquake triggered a massive ice-fall from the end of the glacier, somewhere between 30 and 40 million tons of ice, creating a glacier lake tsunami. Apparently the tour boats that were on the lake at the time road the 3-meter high wave without a problem, since they were out in the lake center and not near shore.

Mt John was an old island of hard rock surrounded by glaciers “back in the day.” Underneath the thin brown grass you can see the old river paths that crisscrossed the whole countryside from up there. Its like seeing the earth’s skeleton. Interesting landscape, but too raw and barren for me. I like green trees to clothe the land. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder, because our Kiwi friends quite like the “golden tussock lands” as they call them. It’s spring now, so don’t think this countryside ever looks green.
Quest for snow

Last week we had a “southerly” for a day, bringing cold rain to Christchurch but fresh snow to the southern alps. We had originally planned to head up higher into the hills and try to use our snowshoes one last time before spring, but the wind was wicked and our planned hike was above the tree line, so we switched last minute to Mt Oxford, just over an hour from Christchurch in the foothills. Most of the walk was through beautiful beech forest hung with lichens and padded with moss.

Good thing Milo was asleep or this bit of the walk–the wind was howling so we covered him in the pack cover.

We actually opted not to go all the way up to the summit. We enjoyed the view briefly as the wind tore at our hair and clothes, then turned downhill for cover. This should have been a nice easy walk, but Baby Number 2 is slowing me down…the energy drain seems not to be fully explained by simple weight gain. I was happy enough to spend the evening sitting on the couch when we got home. 5 more weeks until I get my own body back….but become a milk machine for the next year.

The path on the way out was strewn with angular rocks. Milo was poking along looking at the ground when he suddenly stopped and exclaimed “Number One!” He found a rock shaped like that numeral, and was pleased to carry it back home in his pocket. I told him he was a “sharp cookie,” a term which must have puzzled him a bit. His memory is amazing–we talk about something once and he’s got it.




